Stop saying that “sex is a basic human need”.
#its fucking not a basic human need or else lots of people that have ever had sexual frustration would be dead by now
"Give it to me straight doc, is he gonna be okay?"
"No ma’am I’m sorry but we were too late…your son just couldn’t get some. There was nothing we could do."
*mother crumbles to the floor, curses the friendzone to the heavens. Doc lowers fedora over corpse’s eyes respectfully*